Are you kidding me??????? My LA (language arts) teacher wants me to do an essay on the HOLOCAUST! That's like the most BORING topic ever! Ugghh! I don't think teachers want kids to have social lives! Not that I could have one anyways, but still, I have better things to do than sit around researching Adolf Hitler! I think the teachers are just jealous because their students have better social lives than they do. SERIOUSLY! And even I, SYLKIA WHACAMOLIA, can say that! I don't even have a facebook account! Then again, what would I do with a facebook account? And more importantly, what would a teacher do with a facebook account? It would be like, "Grading Sylkia's research table! Wow, I just love her fabulous adjectives!" or "Students just don't use proper grammar! Most of my students don't even know how to identify gerunds and participles!" and "It's so much fun to watch my students suffer!" Darn those evil son of a smiley stickers!
I'm starting to think that this whole assignment is just a cruel, sick joke! I feel like an idiot trying to come up with something to write. I'm WAY better at writing blogs... I hope. Who knew I'd be wasting my weekend trying to write a "professional" lab report!? I have NO social life. *sigh*
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO WRITE EXCEPT:
i licked a tootsie pop™ and I got to the center.
What the llama! I'm expected to write an actual lab report about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop™! OMG! BRAIN FART!!!!!!!!!!!