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Oh my gazelles! I have a personality doppelgänger named Owls! Owls writes some really good Victorious stories on FanFiction.net! Here's a link to her profile:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3942880/Follow-Those-Owls
Just ask Owls, she'll tell you that I am her pesonality doppelgänger! And read her stories! Cassie, you're not an exception. You know you love Victorious. And no offense, but you're really bad at hiding it. Everybody loves Victorious. EVERYBODY.
 
 
Has anyone else noticed that the game Happy Wheels is really morbid? The real question is, do we really need evidence? In case you answered yes, which would really surprise me, here's the proof:
Is that, like, an intestine or something? Wow. That's just...WOW.
 
 
I really like to say tot! I say it a tot! Tot boot!
 
 
Have you watched any Jenna Marbles videos? You should! She's awesome! Here's an example:
 
 
OMG! My science teacher wants me to write a lab report on eggs! Not kidding! I hate when my teachers think they can just ASSIGN things and expect us to actually DO them! Whatever. I already told you people about my horrible social life. So, let's talk about...FANFIC! I have like, No STORIES. But I read a really funny story! Have you ever seen The Big Comfy Couch? You know, that preschool show with the clown and her doll?

IT'S REALLY SCARY!

I read a fanfic about it called "Big Comfy Couch, gone wrong"! If you are at an age where your parents don't let you read stories with violence, swears, or suggestive themes, do NOT read this story! Here's a link:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3215222/1/Big-Comfy-Couch-gone-wrong
 
 
Are you kidding me??????? My LA (language arts) teacher wants me to do an essay on the HOLOCAUST! That's like the most BORING topic ever! Ugghh! I don't think teachers want kids to have social lives! Not that I could have one anyways, but still, I have better things to do than sit around researching Adolf Hitler! I think the teachers are just jealous because their students have better social lives than they do. SERIOUSLY! And even I, SYLKIA WHACAMOLIA, can say that! I don't even have a facebook account! Then again, what would I do with a facebook account? And more importantly, what would a teacher do with a facebook account? It would be like, "Grading Sylkia's research table! Wow, I just love her fabulous adjectives!" or "Students just don't use proper grammar! Most of my students don't even know how to identify gerunds and participles!" and "It's so much fun to watch my students suffer!" Darn those evil son of a smiley stickers!
 
 
I'm starting to think that this whole assignment is just a cruel, sick joke! I feel like an idiot trying to come up with something to write. I'm WAY better at writing blogs... I hope. Who knew I'd be wasting my weekend trying to write a "professional" lab report!? I have NO social life. *sigh*
 

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I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO WRITE EXCEPT:
i licked a tootsie pop™ and I got to the center.
 

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1/12/2013

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What the llama! I'm expected to write an actual lab report about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop™! OMG! BRAIN FART!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
In social studies, I get to be queen in my class! Venus had an actual TANTRUM!!! :{D
 

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