the story...of newton!!!
HoHo went to the pet store. She found a dog she liked, and his name is Newton! HoHo has never owned a penny, so she just walked right out the door with him. The pet store people are always asleep -and unsure of exactly what they're selling- so they'll never find out. We kept Newton and found out that he's an 11-week-old Rotweiler (or Rottenheimer, as Jade West would say)/ Golden Retriever mix. BTW, we mailed the money to them later.